As close as I live to Vail, why was I not driving by when Josh was running around in his underwear. Probably good I wasn't, I would have wrecked my truck.
It's good to know there are guys in Colorado who wear white briefs. I've often wondered which state has the highest percentage of guys wearing white briefs. Whichever one it is, that's where I'd want to live.
Kyle, does this count? ... While on vacation in Colorado a few months ago, I wore white briefs in the hottub. Forgot to bring swim trunks, so stripped down to tighty-whities right there on the front porch of our cabin (which was right along the parking lot) and climbed into the water. Tub was shallow and jets didn't work well (few bubbles), so briefs were visable to friends I was with the whole time. Later as I was getting out of tub, I think I flashed a maintenace guy who was passing by in the parking lot. He happened to glace over just as I was climbing out over the edge of the tub and onto the porch, and before I could grab a towel -- oops! Think he got a full view of my wet tighty-whities.
I forgot ... Colorado is also where I got the massage when the therapist barely covered part of my briefs with the sheet (due to "state" regulations), but then he allowed me to kick the sheet completely off.
I find that states with smaller populations have the most guys who still wear cheap tighty whities. Nebraska, Wyoming especially, and Montana are three states I have worked in and when I would go to the gym. most of the guys in the locker rooms wore tighty whities. Small country and mountain towns in Colorado are still littered with guys in tighty whities as well, hence why I live in the mountains.
Guess I fit right in! Maybe that's why my massage therapist was so cool with letting me lay there with my briefs totally exposed; he was probably wearing tighty-whities, too!
Okay, I'm moving to a Rocky Mountain state. Obviously the guys there - cowboys, masssage therapists, or whatever - are a smart bunch and clearly know what kind of underwear to wear.
I've visited Colorado several times, and considered moving there, too. Mountains are very cool, and lots to do outside. But, tighty-whities can still be worn and seen here in Ohio, too!
As close as I live to Vail, why was I not driving by when Josh was running around in his underwear. Probably good I wasn't, I would have wrecked my truck.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know there are guys in Colorado who wear white briefs. I've often wondered which state has the highest percentage of guys wearing white briefs. Whichever one it is, that's where I'd want to live.
DeleteKyle, does this count? ... While on vacation in Colorado a few months ago, I wore white briefs in the hottub. Forgot to bring swim trunks, so stripped down to tighty-whities right there on the front porch of our cabin (which was right along the parking lot) and climbed into the water. Tub was shallow and jets didn't work well (few bubbles), so briefs were visable to friends I was with the whole time. Later as I was getting out of tub, I think I flashed a maintenace guy who was passing by in the parking lot. He happened to glace over just as I was climbing out over the edge of the tub and onto the porch, and before I could grab a towel -- oops! Think he got a full view of my wet tighty-whities.
DeleteI wish I had been that maintenance guy.
DeleteI forgot ... Colorado is also where I got the massage when the therapist barely covered part of my briefs with the sheet (due to "state" regulations), but then he allowed me to kick the sheet completely off.
DeleteSo you definitely would not have needed your x-ray glasses when I was in Colorado!!!
DeleteI find that states with smaller populations have the most guys who still wear cheap tighty whities. Nebraska, Wyoming especially, and Montana are three states I have worked in and when I would go to the gym. most of the guys in the locker rooms wore tighty whities. Small country and mountain towns in Colorado are still littered with guys in tighty whities as well, hence why I live in the mountains.
DeleteGuess I fit right in! Maybe that's why my massage therapist was so cool with letting me lay there with my briefs totally exposed; he was probably wearing tighty-whities, too!
DeleteOkay, I'm moving to a Rocky Mountain state. Obviously the guys there - cowboys, masssage therapists, or whatever - are a smart bunch and clearly know what kind of underwear to wear.
DeleteI've visited Colorado several times, and considered moving there, too. Mountains are very cool, and lots to do outside. But, tighty-whities can still be worn and seen here in Ohio, too!
DeleteGood for Ohio!
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYYrcHDBAQc
ReplyDeletegood tighty whities scene in the old Yugoslav film (1987) ... beginning around the 51:32 mark