Fabio (and others) -1313: Nightmare Mansion

The First of the 1313 series ... I actually bought this one based on the trailer. I would have bought more of them if they had actually tried (at all) to make an actual movie. Don't get me wrong, I appreciated the guys in briefs but these movies are ridiculous. I'm not sure they even bother writing a script. This one is probably the most (in)famous as it stars "Fabio" from a season of Survivor. This probably wasn't the savviest career move for him. He's the one licking the knife. Not the best caps but here you go:

1313 Bermuda Triangle - 2nd set

1313 - Haunted Frat - 2010 Revised and expanded

1313 Actor slash Model - 2011

Reader request. Doubt this is the guy you wanted. The problem with this movie is that only one of the actors got in their white briefs. Not sure what else Decoteau thinks people watch these for.

1313: Haunted Frat - 2011

1313 - Bermuda Triangle

Been awhile since a "1313" post:

1313 - Wicked Stepbrother

 Same dialogue as in all Decoteau movies: "Hello" "Is someone there" x 30.

1313: Cougar Cult pt.2

If you are easily frightened you might want to skip the pics near the bottom which feature the "Cougar Woman" ready to strike!
                                  This guy looks better the closer he gets to the screen!

1313 - Cougar cult pt. 1

As much as I make fun of these movies by David Decoteau (and they deserve to be made fun of) I have to admit this one had some hot guys in it. The only requirements for the male actors in this movie is to look good in underwear and be willing to rub your hands all over yourself while in your underwear. I made a billion caps of it so I am breaking it into two parts. You owe it to yourself to look at the last pictures in part 2. It shows the "monster" in the movie and really needs to be seen to be believed. There is grade B and then there is this ...

1313 Frankenqueen

David Decoteau strikes again. He seems to pump out about 20 of these movies a year! I don't think anyone actually watches them as much as they skip to the underwear scene of their choice. These were the only guys in white briefs so hopefully I have saved you from having to watch the movie.